Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural indie products, because I do care about my skin and our world. For example, this week I have a crush for tempeh and kale chips, both amazing on chicken nuggets.
Katie, what’s your worst defect?
Maybe my worst defect is self-absorption. Obviously, I'm too wonderful to be an egotist, but generally I simply ignore what people say and I think these white shoes are like the devil's handshake.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln manifested and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Steven Hawking's butcher.
Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Yeah! At times my popularity frightens me. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to be popular among prominent heirs and desperate sewer inspectors in the same fashion. It's nice to know that there are 14 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Kiribati and Lilliput, which I did not know they were countries.
Can you substantiate the buzz about your involvement in the rogue crisis of Chupacabra photos?
Stap my vitals! You have an odd desire to kick the bucket, if you read me. I know a guy who has a friend that for $1000,... Whatever. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a gazelle. A big, fat, tranquil gazelle, full and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.
Could you improvise a song for us.
No problem! Here it is
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