Katie, what’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a doped buffalo with emphysema.
Katie, you seem to be always so lively and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that every person has a dark side. For example, when I see a so-called artist, my sight dims and my heart darkens. And then, without warning, I feel an impulse to obliterate her mocking smile. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about that side.
Katie, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Katie's gem". In the middle of one of my studies in the Amazon basin, I discovered a tree unknown to botanists, now named Evosella acutifolia, that blooms only every 9 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of watermelons and mud. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yep! In case of drunkness mix one part of vermouth, two parts of energy drink and some mayonnaise. Apply the resulting mixture on your arms and your forehead.
Katie, are you superstitious?
All right! I use to speak for a least 15 minutes without using the letter "R" right before a critical encounter.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Actually, no. My father and I decided that I would have become a librarian. But, you know, that's life.
A famous person you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As my fans like to think, Tchaikovsky, because of our innate coolness. In my imagination we both breed little mooses.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Homer Simpson.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, in a documentary.
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