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Katy B
Katy B born May 8th, 1989 (Taurus)
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In her will, Katy B has provided that her body should be buried under a pyramid (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for Smurfs, due to a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite common.

Katy, what’s your worst habit?
I often tease interviewers. But I'm not that drunk right now so you are going to be relatively safe.

In an article published on Croatian Annals of Practical Theology, prof. Brian E. Anderson observed that your songs are "a dramatic incarnation of modern symbolic perspectivism". Anything to add?
I think that in his recent essay appeared on Croatian Journal of Theoretical Innatism, dr. Stephen T. Garcia utterly rebuked that depthless theory.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Beethoven.

Does your secretary use an alias when he books, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude paparazzi and stalkers
Yep! We go to any length to duck those troublemakers. We usually use the alias "Katy Ba".

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I dunno. I think I'm a three in Tibet, but a nine in Fresno.

Which is your forthcoming musical venture?
Next week I'll release an esoteric album of techno-trance covers of John Lennon greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Javanese and Polish. I worked on it for 4 years.

Do you like to cook?
No chance! But I like to invent salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pastrami and bean sprouts, which I think can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the pastrami and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.

Sandwiches?
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix pastrami and bean sprouts with some cranberry sauce and voilà, you are done!

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Katy B's private telephone number is listed here :
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Let's face it, vips are busy people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Katy B totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Katy.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.