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Katy Perry
Katy Perry born October 25th, 1984 (Scorpio)
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In her secluded cave Katy Perry is boldly searching a way to grow ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Louis Pasteur.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 1,000 volunteers that will be dispersed in Huntsville as in a flash mob.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order disallows me from talking about it.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pile of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you may ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Scarlett Johansson. We share a taste for dogs.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and bizarre memory. I was tied to a baleful chair in the center of a huge cylindrical room, like a concrete silo. There was a deranged man wearing a repugnant baby mask who was going to inflict me severe pain. But at the last moment, a commando of many men in black gear came down from above to my rescue. One has a Santa Claus fake beard.

Actually it seems to me that is a well known scene from the film "Brazil".
Nice one! You may be right. Yesterday I had a snooze at a film festival.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a two in Mongolia, but an eight in Las Vegas.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Katy Perry's home telephone number :
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To be sincere, my boss had patiently set up my hurried meeting with Katy Perry months beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "My Boyfriend's Back". So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a dream that followed after a copious dinner of raw broccoli and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.