What is your opinion about global warming?
I have the proofs that this global warming nonsense is surely an egregious machination of Tazbekistan's undercover agents.
Katy, do you like mooses?
I reckon not!
Why you do not like mooses?
Actually, they reek! And one moose bite my cousin in his privy bits. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my position on mooses.
Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to Ibiza, if you have been naughty, you go to Sacramento.
Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Speed 2". I think that Sandra Bullock was a blessing.
When your are not singing, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that coloring troll dolls' hair rests my mind. I like to paint them in blue and gray.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I'm not sure. Probably, I'm a two in Mongolia, but a seven in Dallas.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Katy Perry, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Team Fortress 2" player.
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