What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the stimulating crackle of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, say, "the relaxing purr of a little kitten" or "the infectious laugh of an angelic child ".
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Will do! Here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix two parts of cider, one part of instant coffee and some mustard. Apply the resulting concoction on your knees and your wrists.
Should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of juggler, since I already have some experience in that field.
Which super power do you have?
I hear ultrasounds, mostly if the sun shines. This helped a lot in my career.
Can you refute the hearsay about the heist of the Yeti DNA samples?
Thou, mammering onion-eyed baggage! How do you dare?
What do you think about the international situation?
Whammo! I think it is unfortunately very brutal, since there are regions where it is impossible to find even a just decent hamburger.
What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. His name is Andrew. Andrew says you are a loser.
Do you have any vice?
I fake interest when fans talk to me, but I do it sloppily, so they realize it. Well, I’m probably going to be condemned for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
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