A conversation with Kaya Scodelario
Kaya Scodelario
Kaya Scodelario born March 13th, 1992 (Pisces)
In her will, Kaya Scodelario has requested for her ashes to be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

We are here tonight with Kaya Scodelario, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Kaya, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 1,000 models that will be released in Los Angeles as in a flash mob.

Kaya, what is the fuss about the next Oscar debate?
Surely, this has always been an elephant in the room.

Do you know any good migraine cure?
In case of migraine, mix one part of tequila, three parts of coffee and some gravy inside a coconut, then put this concoction on your tongue and your chin.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of Henry Ford. I played one of his neighbors.

Kaya, should you give up acting, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of sunset photographer. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Kaya, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Kaya's surprise". During one of my famed expeditions in the Amazon basin, I discovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Encedenia polygona, which every 7 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of lemons and olive oil. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Kaya, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I leased a fashionable castle in a secretive valley of Latvia. The contract included a moat around the castle to preserve my privacy and also a mob of extras portraying hysterical supporters.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kaya Scodelario's secret telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had patiently scheduled my short appointment with Kaya Scodelario many months beforehand. Unluckily, my pet zebra got acne, so I had to skip the appointment. So, the interview above is essentially the elaboration of a dream I had following a heavy dinner based on wild boar stew and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.