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A conversation with Kaya Scodelario
Kaya Scodelario
Kaya Scodelario born March 13th, 1992 (Pisces)
As many Pisces people, Kaya Scodelario is subject to develop a garden gnomes collecting addiction (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that preparing meals is a waste of time. After all, there are friends and bars willing to provide my daily dose of sugars and carbohydrates. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my friends, I like to invent salads. My gem is a mix of pulled pork and bean sprouts, which I presume can accomodate both vegs and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
That's right! You take the pulled pork and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix pulled pork and bean sprouts with some lemon juice and you are done!

Kaya, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've already explained my opinion in a letter appeared on European Transactions on Academic Ontology, written in collaboration with dr. Patrick C. Mitchell.

Kaya, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make in your career?
I asked myself: "What do people like?" the answer is chips! So I bought 1100000 boxes of chips which I amassed in my vaults, where they will lie until the price goes up.

You appear to be always so joyful and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. Everybody has a dark side. At times, when I see a colleague actress, my heart grows darker and my teeth chatter with fury. And then, without warning, I feel a compulsion to eradicate that moron from my sight and dance on her bleak tomb. That is my sunny side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is quite relaxing.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape reporters and stalkers
Absolutely! We'll do anything to evade those cannibals. We often adopt the pseudonym "Kaya Scudelario".

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My director had planned my little interview with Kaya Scodelario several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like collecting kerbstones or cultivating weeds. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a dream I had following a large dinner based on cabbage stew and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.