Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my skin and my fans. For example, this week I have a crush for dried jellyfish and ginseng, which I found amazing inside a cheeseburger.
Keanu, what's your favorite vice?
Laziness. I have troubles dragging myself out of bed until 3 PM I solved the issue by setting my clocks to Borduria's time zone. See, surely you are going to criticize me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and bizarre recollection. I was bounded to a baleful metallic chair in the center of a huge cylindrical place, like a concrete silo. There was a mad man with a hair-raising baby mask who was going to hurt me. But before the worst could happen, a lot of men in black gear came down from above to my rescue. A shootout ensues. One has a Santa Claus fake beard.
Well, it seems to me this is a famous scene from the film "Brazil".
Kapow! To be frank, yesterday evening I had a snooze at a film festival.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the consoling swish of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more likeable, like "the merry laugh of a happy kid " or "the first 'dad' of your son".
Keanu, do you like jackals?
Who do you think i am!
Why you do not like jackals?
First of all, they stink! And one jackal bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should reconsider my position on jackals.
Keanu, do you have any superpower?
Oh my gosh! Talking backwards in Vietnamese, mostly on full moon nights. This was quite annoying during work hours.
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