An interview with Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley born March 26th, 1985 (Aries)
During her last red carpet event, Keira Knightley has amused her devotees by wearing a Mugatu dress (the genuine Hungarian sub-brand) made of dried jellyfish (source)

Who are your heroes?
Voltaire, Jessica Rabbit, and myself.

Keira, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Keira's sensation". During one of my expeditions in the Hymalayas, I discovered a little new plant, now named Holoranda bidentata, that blooms only every 10 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of strawberries and Worcestershire sauce. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Watch my favorite soap eating hotdogs.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to gnu tears (please, don't ask!), glycerol and paparazzi.

You're so deep in "The Imitation Game". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was a stuttering clinical haematologist. With a glass eye!

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Harry S. Truman. I played Daredevil until somebody got smart.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, the Chicago Tribune will publish my comic strips.

In a letter printed on International Chemical Journal, dr. Roger W. King observed that your roles are "a perfect embodiment of today symbolic panpsychism". Anything to add?
I think that in his last article published on Croatian Annals of Alternative Epistemology, prof. Dennis E. Rodriguez totally refuted that depthless assumption.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Keira Knightley's home telephone number :
7874224270 682851002 648696121 429836453 708211909 9907091869 6184470120 8890527841 8954600926 4498826650 8284839474 5543571816 4068152934 584972615 6176646180 475178793 7877677452 9043632445 6494708812 2412100853
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