I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was obliged by my momma, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight argyria?
Since I feared to have it.
An imaginary character you recognize as a part of your life?
Many, but expecially Arthur Schopenhauer, because of our shared moral standings.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Will do! In case of drunkness mix one part of vodka, two parts of fruit smoothie and some gravy. Gargle with the resulting potion every 25 minutes for 3 hours.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a chipmunk. A large, fat, placid chipmunk, full and sleepy in a summer breeze.
Keira, you are well known for your strange demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it bullheadedness, but I can't live without champagne-infused chamomile-tea bags or dehydrated energy drink delivered everyday to my room.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my soul stronger, I periodically sleep on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and nails liberally sprinkled with vinegar.
Keira, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of June I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meatloaf.
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