Kelis, which is your method for eternal beauty?
Curiously, it is a weekly ablution with warm tomato sauce.
How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never experienced it before?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such chaps in the Bolivian rainforest or in the Kalahari desert. I would say that my songs are like a sugary vanilla muffin with a shocking heart of vinegar.
Kelis, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Kelis' marvel". In the middle of one of my famed explorations of Bolivian plateau, I uncovered an unknown shrub, now named Cototropana nodulosa, that blooms only every 9 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of lemons and tar. It sounds unappetizing, but it may cause dependency.
Kelis, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of December I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, robin's eggs and naturally deceased blue jays.
Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last year I leased a luxurious manor in a secluded valley of Andorra. The payment included a moat surrounding the manor to ensure my privacy and also a horde of extras portraying paparazzi.
What would Kelis do to solve the problem of ferocity and violence that is jeopardizing present-day society?
Well, in my opinion, giving one million of bucks to every citizen can solve many issues, but most politicians are greedy decrepit punks scarcely receptive of my suggestions.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) in your possession?
Aw shucks! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "Showgirls". That was really a hiccup in the career of Kyle MacLachlan!
What happen if you play your song "Good Stuff" backward?
Your hi-fi system may disintegrate.
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