Can you confirm the gossip about your role in the flimsy incident of Abominable Snowman photos?
Heck! I believe you are showing a surprising desire to imitate dodo. Capishe? Well, you know, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $1000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?
Kelis, you are also well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without brisket-flavored cotton-candy or one of Martin Scorsese's unreleased movies delivered everyday to my suite.
What motivates you to sing?
It's less tiring than actually working...
What would you like to do right now?
Take a nap on your couch.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Panem. If I'm not mistaken, it is gray and green with a little green dog in a corner. Panem is an amazing but desperate country. They are so needy they recycle dandruff.
Can you tell me the square root of 310957847?
I think that one of the possible answers is something around 43.
What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Parting Shots", an underestimated masterpiece whose value has not been perceived by viewers.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one in the kids' game, of course.
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