A conversation with Kellan Lutz
Kellan Lutz
Kellan Lutz born March 15th, 1985 (Pisces)
Kellan Lutz is supporting the introduction of seashells as a feasible option to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Brenda. Brenda says you are an ass.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Yes sir! I'm friendly, active, amenable and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is usual in artist.

Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Yes, in case of warts, mix one part of cider, three parts of lemonade and some vinaigrette inside a coconut, then apply this brew on your elbows and your wrists.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
I think their role is quite overestimated.

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Oh dear! Excluding "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "The Sweetest Thing" or "Van Helsing".

Kellan, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
Say, when bandanas will be fashionable again people will stop laughing behind my back.

Do you know Patricia W. Garcia (a former zookeeper, now a vegetable grower) from Thornton?
Not personally, but my cousin has been betrothed to her for 2 months. Then there was a public embarrassment about the strange suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a quick conclusion.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Kellan Lutz, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kellan Lutz's secret telephone number :
987313552 4876823487 2780472904 8296492310 9303064698 650781410 3503911447 449808380 888253540 421212085 8676223448 6376203707 512405172 9733738656 8313968776 393980711 7099859553 8938202107 9934731002 941726244
To be sincere, my chief had patiently lined up my appointment with Kellan Lutz months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet opossum got irritable bowel syndrome, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Kellan Lutz would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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