What is the fuss about the current Oscar shitstorm?
Surely, this is a minefield.
What’s in your pocket right now?
By golly! This is a tricky one. As this interview is a creation of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably totally in the nude, so no pockets at all.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly choose super-natural indie products, because I care about my beauty and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for fermented soybeans and dried jellyfish, both very tasty inside a double cheeseburger.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Mary Poppins.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is dodecaphony.
Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna be quiet forever, so to speak, you usually also develop the inclination to sit tight.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Martin Luther appeared and hypothesized that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Johann Gutenberg.
Apart from acting, is there something you do exceptionally well?
You know, I do a great imitation of a panda, usually for kids or everybody willing to wait the 30 minutes I need to find inspiration.
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