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An interview with Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook born November 23rd, 1979 (Sagittarius)
According to some dissidents Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Kelly Brook. He is gonna annex her. (source)

Can you corroborate the hearsay about the purloined Jersey Devil photos?
Could I? Maybe! Do I want? You've got to be crazy!

How do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" the answer is root beer! So I bought 2400000 bottles of root beer which I'm keeping in my castle, 'till the quotation goes up.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.

You surely mean, by Franz Kafka?
I doubt it, anyway I've heard it both ways.

Kelly, what is your opinion about global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a serious affair. Anyway, my supporters will undoubtedly approve my resolution to acquire a nuclear submarine for the probable emergencies.

What motivates you to act?
Basically, everybody likes the sound of my voice.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a monkey. A large, fat, quiet monkey, well fed and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

Kelly, do you have any superpower?
Well... I can summon the spirits of deceased mediums, since I was 7.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kelly Brook's secret telephone number :
5348648441 229471644 5935582623 8910511813 521128650 7172168304 9964603795 9653554388 5218507981 9847028864 538784027 4237081215 294034521 374797824 2157634394 6585642872 7719335237 2843761945 3714680834 5885740198
Clearly, celebrities are frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Kelly Brook alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Kelly.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.