Can you corroborate the hearsay about the purloined Jersey Devil photos?
Could I? Maybe! Do I want? You've got to be crazy!
How do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" the answer is root beer! So I bought 2400000 bottles of root beer which I'm keeping in my castle, 'till the quotation goes up.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.
You surely mean, by Franz Kafka?
I doubt it, anyway I've heard it both ways.
Kelly, what is your opinion about global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a serious affair. Anyway, my supporters will undoubtedly approve my resolution to acquire a nuclear submarine for the probable emergencies.
What motivates you to act?
Basically, everybody likes the sound of my voice.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a monkey. A large, fat, quiet monkey, well fed and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
Kelly, do you have any superpower?
Well... I can summon the spirits of deceased mediums, since I was 7.
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