A conversation with Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson born April 24th, 1982 (Taurus)
The preferred pastime of Kelly Clarkson is collecting dummies (pixabay photo)

Which is your forthcoming musical venture?
Next month I'll release a recording of hip-hop covers of the Doors greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Danish and Japanese. I worked on it for 7 years.

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented a posh manor in a hidden valley of Bhutan. The deal included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy but also a crowd of local extras acting like fans.

What is your opinion about president Trump?
I though this was a light-hearted website, not a peek into the abyss of despair.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 1,000 models that will be released in Palm Bay as in a flash mob.

Which is your favorite snack?
Lettuce leaves with mustard, a parmesan cheese slice, two grapes, and a tumbler of cider.

You are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently very brutal, since in these injured times there are regions where it is difficult to find even a barely so-so corn dog.

Are you allergic to anything?
All right! I'm allergic to gnus, aspartame and whining.

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I have a confession to make. My chief had patiently scheduled my brief meeting with Kelly Clarkson several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Max Payne". So, this web page is essentially based on what Kelly Clarkson would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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