A talk with Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson born April 24th, 1982 (Taurus)
During the month of January Kelly Clarkson eats nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue dragonflies, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf meat pie, whose recipe is a creepy mystery we prefer to leave wrapped up in its enigma (pixabay photo)

Kelly, do you have something to say to young people?
Yes! Don't let the color of your skin determine what you like and how you should act. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to sleep with the fishes, so good riddance.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can recite "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" by Robert Frost backwards in 4 different languages including Tibetan.

I heard you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to move little objects with my mind.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'll say not! I pay a number of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a gang of pro buyers distributed around the planet. For the garnments, I ever hire a number of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Do you have any superpower?
Cripes! I can shrink other people ears, since I was 8. I think this is not so common in people with Druidian neighbors.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Rebecca Romijn, since I always liked her as Rocky Balboa.

Kelly, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there is an intricate story regarding the inheritance of my late cousin, and so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Kelly Clorkson".

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Buy a polygraph for my villa.

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To be honest, my chief had patiently arranged my short conversation with Kelly Clarkson many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or collecting kerbstones. So, this web page is mainly based on what Kelly Clarkson would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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