A talk with Kelly Macdonald
Kelly Macdonald
Kelly Macdonald born February 23rd, 1976 (Pisces)
The usual attire of her followers (pixabay photo)

Kelly, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some legal troubles about my last contract, so to make a long story short, next year I will be compelled to use the name "Kelly Mocdonald".

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have embraced natural products, I really can't stand common products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Adenocyphurea serrulata, a very scarce blue poppy that only grows in Mongolia.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a chipmunk. A big, fat, tranquil chipmunk, gorged and dozy in a summer breeze.

Kelly, are you superstitious?
Okey-doke! I use to kiss an ivory figurine representing Henry Kissinger right before a critical meeting. Clearly not this one.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Kelly Macdonald, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

Should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of professional sand castle builder, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I suffer with an unreasonable fear for venetian blinds, because of a freak accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by spiders, but that is quite normal.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yep! Here it is my instant remedy. In case of drunkness mix one part of champagne, three parts of ground coffee and some paprika. Gargle with the resulting mixture every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Kelly Macdonald's secret telephone number :
3774465861 734583475 3557556660 835639636 6367444862 9211549902 9488115563 438141890 2905486556 5365603631 4804756580 623247092 2899564852 6856206342 9053523163 7806784137 6133813118 5889481817 5008660680 9424281050
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