A conversation with Kelly Reilly
Kelly Reilly
Kelly Reilly born July 18th, 1977 (Cancer)
Kelly Reilly is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as a feasible option to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Oh no! I'm sometimes unfriendly, a bit torpid, opinionated and calm. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I like directors which have a commanding character, because it gives me more happiness crushing them.

Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he books a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck stalkers and journalists
Yes sir! I go to any length to avoid those cannibals. I usually employ the alias "Kelly Riilly".

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to nonsense, panther milk, and sodium carbonate.

What’s in your pocket right now?
Diddums! This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a dream of your mischievous mind, I'm completely au naturel, so no pockets at all.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was forced by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight astigmatism?
Since my parakeet contracted it.

If I may say so, Kelly, you are well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Kelly needs what Kelly needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's orphaned baby panda's tears or pure chlorine.

Kelly Reilly refused to let me know her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9754636669 6227762738 2574399008 8968898394 5241805002 3351217144 7975658950 6326051052 551784203 990234358 8325283464 5162404149 9879042697 488912638 418110337 2213800453 955179542 345052107 5485460321 5274872406
To be frank, my director had patiently arranged my meeting with Kelly Reilly many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Polish or visiting Canada. So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a dream I had following a generous dinner of beans and cabbage stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.