Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Oh no! I'm sometimes unfriendly, a bit torpid, opinionated and calm. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I like directors which have a commanding character, because it gives me more happiness crushing them.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he books a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck stalkers and journalists
Yes sir! I go to any length to avoid those cannibals. I usually employ the alias "Kelly Riilly".
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to nonsense, panther milk, and sodium carbonate.
What’s in your pocket right now?
Diddums! This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a dream of your mischievous mind, I'm completely au naturel, so no pockets at all.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was forced by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight astigmatism?
Since my parakeet contracted it.
If I may say so, Kelly, you are well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Kelly needs what Kelly needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's orphaned baby panda's tears or pure chlorine.
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