Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Kelly Ruwland", who supposedly is a university tutor from Indianapolis. That's quite distressing, but not as much worrisome as finding that for Bing my name sounds like an awful blasphemy in Chinese.
Kelly, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin limit you anyway. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.
You have been the recipient of several prizes. Can you tell us which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Platinum Hamster Prize" assigned by the municipality of Boston for "phenomenal and unneeded musical exhibition" at the age of 6.
What motivates you to sing?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Patricia. Patricia says you are an idiot.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Definitely! I'm gentle, quite vivacious, strong-minded and patient. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artists.
Can you substantiate the rumours about your role in the rogue business of Chupacabra photos?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! There are things that humankind is not ready to know.
A fictional character you think to as a part of your life?
As my fans like to think, Doctor Who, because of our shared moral standings.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the gentle clink of two emeralds kissing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the first 'mom' of your daughter" or "the placid purr of an untroubled kitten".
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