I'm here today with Kendra Wilkinson, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Kendra, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, also because it counts as community service.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a gray gnu on my arm. It contains a tracker, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow undressed.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so time-poor while doing important things for the humankind that I can't waste time on such trivias. Usually, I hire a number of Princeton graduates to compile my grocery list and texting it to a group of pro buyers distributed around the globe. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever pay a gang of doubles, one for each body part.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm really fond of "Jane Eyre" by Charlot.
You surely mean, by Charlotte Brontë?
Probably you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.
Kendra, you appear to be always so jovial and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. I really believe that each person has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet another actress, my heart grows darker and I grind my teeth. And then, without warning, I experience the urge to estinguish that dunce from this planet and dance on her desecrate tomb. That is my sunny side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a lion.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Well, I'm filming right now the ad for a new mineral water called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I would like to test that mineral water on innocent relatives.
You are out of luck, it will be distributed only in Panem and Benin.
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