Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Yep! People love me so much. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I'm known to gladden famous Nobel prize winners and homely sewer inspectors in the same manner. Say, there are at least 14 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Narnia and Burundi, which I did not know they were countries.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "The Adventures of Pluto Nash", a little masterpiece whose significance has not been recognized.
Kendra, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of gnats breeder. I already have quite an experience in that field.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about anosmia?
WHAT? Anosmia!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.
Kendra, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular setting with a superstar whose name I've not the authorization to announce. Do you want to comment?
Do you mean M.C.? It's an innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with I.G...
I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is perfectly cool in your little life and then for no apparent reason your car and your office start to burn. Capiche?
I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no picture...
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