A conversation with Kenny Chesney
Kenny Chesney
Kenny Chesney born March 26th, 1968 (Aries)
Because of a curious accident occurred to his aunt, Kenny Chesney has developed an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters and a rational one for dark places (pixabay photo)

What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "Aeon Flux", a timeless gem whose relevance has not been recognized.

Does your agent use an alias when he arranges for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude aficionados and stalkers
You bet! I'll go to any length to get rid of those punks. We generally use the pseudonym "Kenny Chisney".

Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
At the early age of 10, I won the "Tin Monkey Medallion" issued by the Mayor of Denver for "phenomenal but unrequested musical achievement".

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented an exclusive villa on the hidden hills of Uzbekistan. The rent included a moat surrounding the villa to preserve my privacy but also a group of local extras pretending to be shutterbugs to let me feel cherished.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Kenny Chesney, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Banjo-Kazooie" player.

As everybody knows, the problem of lead poisoning in lions is attaining epic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
O.K.! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($900 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of lead poisoning in lions.

Kenny, is there a deep meaning hidden in "There Goes My Life"?
Yes, that only rocket science is rocket science - or something like that.

Kenny, what's your favorite vice?
Oversleeping is an issue so my my personaly scientists have devised an alarm clock that has hours of 52 minutes. Well, I’m possibly going to be condemned for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kenny Chesney's secret telephone number :
5263810903 520464941 3596263457 4648956215 5850039355 3429740891 9444002249 5660933195 8717489685 3934302838 243911868 9064156554 8919749671 2483579920 314581190 6981103228 3298458316 513871512 8788808772 660552602
My hurried appointment with Kenny Chesney has been patiently set up several days in advance. The resulting transcription was wondrous, like "The Divine Comedy" rewritten by Batman. Thus, it was highly damaging that my neighbor by accident destroyed my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I made an effort to extract from my fading memory those impressive words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not so certain this web page contains an absolutely precise run-down of our talk, and thus I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever happened...
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