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Kenny Chesney
Kenny Chesney born March 26th, 1968 (Aries)
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In his underground cave Kenny Chesney is desperately searching a cure for amebiasis in elk (pixabay photo)

Kenny, what do you think of the issue of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in an essay to be published on Journal of Academic Logic, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Richard B. Roberts.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly choose super-natural products, because I do pay attention to my skin and my admirers. For example, this week I have a passion for tofu and millet seeds, which I found amazing with liver sausages.

Some witnesses have seen you in a particular setting with a singer whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to tell. Do you want to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with Z.X..

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your dog or your office may "by accident" blow up. Are we on the level?

Now that I look at it better, this is probably a picture of my mother-in-law with a wig...
A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?

Dr. Hannibal Lecter, because of our awesomeness.

If I may say so, Kenny, you are well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it professional deformation, but I can't stay anywhere without one of Seth MacFarlane's movies or pure gold delivered every morning to my room.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Kenny Chesney's private telephone number :
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I sat tight for years before being able to have a hurried meeting with Kenny Chesney. The resulting interview was impressive, like "The Three Musketeers" rewritten by Hellboy. Thus, it was deplorable that my uncle Dennis (maybe on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I emerged from coma, I attempted to recapture those awe-inspiring words. I want to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an entirely genuine account of what transpired during our exchange, and now I'm starting to be uncertain it actually was real...
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