An interview with Kerli
Kerli born February 7th, 1987 (Aquarius)
Kerli has been somehow dissatisfied by the actual situation and appliances of the extra-gorgeous hotel she carelessly selected from the flyer of the "Last Hope Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Margot Robbie, because I liked her as Darth Vader.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a tiger. A big, fat, serene tiger, replete and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?

You have been seen in a compromising setting with a celebrity whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to announce. Have you something to add?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with B.U..

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" stormed by the CIA looking for some wicked things somebody may have "accidentally" planted there. Are we on the level?

I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?

To harden my character, I often rest on a cot made of rough sandpaper and shards of glass profusely peppered with salt.

There is no possibility any of these is Kerli's secret telephone number :
8893494302 8927652673 3691108482 6733811032 800884463 4291639578 8226552850 3151372857 953889058 8495267810 6708556481 2159988779 2672970242 579588054 737646630 4882816782 461198770 3502356736 349930986 4336262059
Clearly, singers are frantic people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Kerli alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Kerli.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.