A talk with Kerry Washington
Kerry Washington
Kerry Washington born January 31st, 1977 (Aquarius)
Kerry Washington likes to imagine that in a precedent life she was a squirrel (pixabay photo)

You're right on the target in "Django Unchained". Were you given a lot of latitude to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! Because of a technical problem I had to improvise most of my lines.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the mantle appearing in your last movie?
For cryin' out load! It wasn't my fault, and whatever buzz you heard about it has been distorted by the journalists.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Kerry Washington, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "FIFA Soccer 12" player.

Kerry, what is your take of the current Oscar shitstorm?
To be honest, this has always been a minefield.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Bwahaha! Excluding "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "Lady In The Water" or "Gigli".

Kerry, is there a deep moral hidden in "Django Unchained"?
Yes, that when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to end as soon as possible.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a brown hare on my shoulder. It contains a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Reno outskirts, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

Kerry, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.

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My little appointment with Kerry Washington has been patiently arranged months beforehand. The resulting article was wonderful, like "Animal Farm" rewritten by Batman. Hence, it was disastrous, to put it mildly, that my uncle Peter by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I made an attempt to recall those stunning words. To be honest here: I'm not so certain this web page contains a completely truly chronicle of our conversation, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually happened...
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