A talk with Kesha
Kesha born March 1st, 1987 (Pisces)
Kesha, partecipating under false pretence, has obtained an onorable 16th position at the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

You are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one that's not real, without doubt.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
It's a no-brainer: a bear.

What is the most uncanny dream you remember?
Not really a dream: I was alone in a vacant dim space. A nasty stench permeating the air. Then I realized I got befuddled at a screening of "Tiptoes" in a dreary drive-in near San Francisco.

Kesha, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Kesha's surprise". During one of my studies in the Borneo rainforest, I discovered a little shrub unknown to botanists, now named Achlyloma arborescens, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of strawberries and pulled pork. You have to be very rich even to find it uninviting...

What happen if you play your song "Tik Tok" backward?
Mp3 player may explode.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Which is your method for everlasting beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly dousing with cement.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kesha's secret telephone number :
448120491 520201728 916099413 4508803038 9450387787 2317217374 3909521898 6350769538 9760910560 4538531152 389245736 9613218361 506964764 234724101 6261047773 244219848 6292411653 5728839976 373399346 623223801
I waited forever for an occasion to have a little talk with Kesha. The resulting piece was imposing, like "Catch-22" rewritten by Wolverine. It was awfully regrettable, to put it mildly, that my mother in law ate my only copy! After I regained my composure, I struggled to remember those mind-blowing words. So, to be straight here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a completely factual run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and now I'm beginning to wonder if it ever was real...
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