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Kesha
Kesha born March 1st, 1987 (Pisces)
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An acclaimed research center in Vermont is presently using Kesha's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares prevention (source)

We are here today with Kesha, who just saw the birth of her last album. Hi, Kesha, and welcome to Stuff Your Brain Doesn't Need.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Charlie Hunnam the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it.

What motivates you to sing?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.

How would you describe your songs to somebody who'd never experienced it before?
It is hard to imagine there is somebody so poor! As I'm used to say, my songs are like a luscious peach muffin with a shocking filling of sausages.

Kesha, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Kesha's surprise". During one of my famed wanderings in the Hymalayas, I discovered an unremarkable unknown plant, now named Oreocyphararia decurrens, which every 9 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of oranges and cigarettes. It may sound unpalatable, but it can cause dependency.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal shenanigans.

You will feel deserted by your friends, like an imponderable barrier is between you and them. A creeping feeling will tell you that maybe they are planning to murder you.
Sod a dog! If I did believe in this zodiacal craziness, now I would be a little depressed.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Surely! Here it is my instant remedy. In case of drunkness mix three parts of red wine, two parts of energy drink and some bbq sauce. Apply the resulting potion on your feet and your legs.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You can watch them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

There is no possibility any of these is Kesha's home telephone number :
2499458729 2799430929 7357707024 388803228 4345244428 8220737699 9820740530 6700099051 9751680610 5272544675 243140885 7514458680 764107482 3906305775 745840446 7239051970 976828376 443609886 234537517 2344875060
Let's face it, singers are busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Kesha totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained employing a reliable mind reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.