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Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon born July 8th, 1958 (Cancer)
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Kevin Bacon's technique for flawless skin is a monthly scrubbing with hot jello (source)

What do you think about the current USA president?
I promised my mom I would not curse anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Kevin, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for flying my dirigible.

Kevin, what is your take of the last Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally, but if you are cremated then your ashes can waste space in a funny box on somebody's coffee table.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Richard Wagner. I was at the ticket boot.

Kevin, what’s your worst habit?
Some say that I have a tendency to go about with small things behind my ear, like a pencil or a croissant.

You hit the mark in "Footloose". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like clay in my hands.

Kevin, do you like squirrels?
Not on a chance!

For which reason you do not like squirrels, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one squirrel bite my grandpa's privy bits. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my position on squirrels.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kevin Bacon's private telephone number :
677088516 6629177334 917223925 8821558617 371437886 437075265 4473529818 7524249657 8240741127 210400507 769429911 8145401351 8440321525 721907433 7496417477 5203877771 649071303 7923603220 6740903269 4072024239
I set up a hurried conversation with Kevin Bacon many weeks in advance. The resulting article was awesome, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Robin Hood. Hence, it was highly unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my uncle Larry shredded my only copy! After I slept over it, I struggled to remember those wondrous words. So, to be frank here: I'm not really confident this web page contains an entirely genuine chronicle of our conversation, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it ever happened...
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