If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Surely! I have acquired an irrational phobia for Teddy bears, due to an uncanny accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.
Kevin, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
I guess! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. Unless you are blue. In that case drive to the hospital asap.
What do you eat between meals?
Onions with butter, a yogurt, two crackers, and a glass of tea.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Dances with Wolves"?
Maybe! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of compelling motives for that...
Do you have any scar?
I have a little wombat shaped scar on my right heel, which ensued from my troublesome skirmish with a crazed zebra.
What do you think about the international situation?
Good golly! I think it is unfortunately quite harsh, since in this battered epoch there are regions where it is difficult to find even an almost decent moijto.
Kevin, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I leased an elegant mansion in a hidden valley of Bangistan. The only complication was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the affable gentleman from Nigeria that contacted me about deal on internet.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my ego tougher, I frequently take a siesta on a hammock made of nails.
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