Could you improvise a poem for us.
May so! Here it is
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible career?
Definitely so! Even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe electrician, I could never decide.
Which is your technique for flawless skin?
It is a dousing with cold unicorn tears once a day.
Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I rented an exquisite palace in a secretive valley of Luxembourg. The rent included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a crowd of local extras pretending to be fans to let me feel alive.
Kevin, what is your take of the future Oscar shitstorm?
Surely, this is a minefield.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Richard Armitage. We share a taste for Morticia Addams.
Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to bears, ammonia and nonsense.
Can you tell me the square root of 399737883?
According to my supporters one of the possible answers is 60.
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