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Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey born July 26th, 1959 (Leo)
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One of Kevin Spacey's most firm resolutions is to obtain soon a license for flying a dirigible (source)

Could you improvise a poem for us.
May so! Here it is

The sheep of agony
The bleak sheep of agony
dashes on the dim meadows of insanity
as I stare at the madness of life.
If only it had been the boar of agony
we could have bacon at least.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible career?
Definitely so! Even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe electrician, I could never decide.

Which is your technique for flawless skin?
It is a dousing with cold unicorn tears once a day.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I rented an exquisite palace in a secretive valley of Luxembourg. The rent included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a crowd of local extras pretending to be fans to let me feel alive.

Kevin, what is your take of the future Oscar shitstorm?
Surely, this is a minefield.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Richard Armitage. We share a taste for Morticia Addams.

Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to bears, ammonia and nonsense.

Can you tell me the square root of 399737883?
According to my supporters one of the possible answers is 60.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kevin Spacey's private telephone number :
7674023620 6050374346 500864961 6109164467 8739692214 816492991 6783058942 3905031977 372347191 435860576 7422100289 7842701657 987246546 8557818999 3666139487 5047268202 5061625501 5698752451 7100553126 9569400526
To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently planned my hurried rendezvous with Kevin Spacey several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet wombat got mononucleosis, so I had to skip the conversation. So, this web page is essentially the impression of a nightmare I had after a large dinner of raw broccoli and wild boar stew.
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