Cookie Consent by A conversation with Kevin Spacey
A conversation with Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey born July 26th, 1959 (Leo)
Less known fact: Kevin Spacey is fluent in Klingonese and Ukrainian (source)

We are here today with a special guest, Kevin Spacey, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Kevin, and welcome to An Evening With Ronald.
It's a pleasure being here, also because I can't remember if you owe me money.

Do you know Roger Watson (a former fitness centre manager, now a cabinetmaker) from San Jose?
Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to him for 5 months. Then there was half a scandal about Roger cheating on her with every woman aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a quick end.

Our society seems exposed to ferocity and criminality. What would Kevin Spacey do?
Actually, in my opinion, assigning a bodyguard to every citizen would make many issues go away, but most politicians are just close-fisted fossil lads scarcely receptive of my clever ideas.

Who are your heroes?
Lao-Tzu, Doctor Who, and myself.

What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was in an empty dim place. A vicios taste in my mouth. Then I realized I got drunk at a rerun of "The Spirit" in a drab movie house near Los Angeles.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I rented a gorgeous manor on the hidden hills of Kyrat. The only complication was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the genial landlord from Nigeria that proposed me the affair in the interweb.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Definitely so! In case of need mix three parts of vermouth, two parts of energy drink and some Tabasco sauce. Drink the resulting brew every 25 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Kevin, are you superstitious?
For certain! I knock on wood at 7:7 AM before a relevant interview.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kevin Spacey's home telephone number :
9040197880 6026527207 6635594266 7364038639 4036449675 8709149434 9751130831 2201062316 4443055842 9993843176 8784337460 2514092339 9516912852 3105636864 5226150541 468149907 468692916 6804376091 818097678 921607422
Clearly, vips are very busy people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Kevin Spacey totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Kevin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.