We are here today with a special guest, Kevin Spacey, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Kevin, and welcome to An Evening With Ronald.
It's a pleasure being here, also because I can't remember if you owe me money.
Do you know Roger Watson (a former fitness centre manager, now a cabinetmaker) from San Jose?
Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to him for 5 months. Then there was half a scandal about Roger cheating on her with every woman aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a quick end.
Our society seems exposed to ferocity and criminality. What would Kevin Spacey do?
Actually, in my opinion, assigning a bodyguard to every citizen would make many issues go away, but most politicians are just close-fisted fossil lads scarcely receptive of my clever ideas.
Who are your heroes?
Lao-Tzu, Doctor Who, and myself.
What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was in an empty dim place. A vicios taste in my mouth. Then I realized I got drunk at a rerun of "The Spirit" in a drab movie house near Los Angeles.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I rented a gorgeous manor on the hidden hills of Kyrat. The only complication was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the genial landlord from Nigeria that proposed me the affair in the interweb.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Definitely so! In case of need mix three parts of vermouth, two parts of energy drink and some Tabasco sauce. Drink the resulting brew every 25 minutes for at least 2 hours.
Kevin, are you superstitious?
For certain! I knock on wood at 7:7 AM before a relevant interview.
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