Ki Hong Lee born September 30th, 1986 (Libra)

Ki Hong Lee born September 30th, 1986 (Libra)

Ki Hong Lee is presently writing a guide to choosing rubber bands, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

What is your take of the next Oscar quarreling?
To be frank, this has always been a minefield.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Pablo Picasso manifested and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Charlton Heston.

If I may say so, Ki, you are also well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Ki needs what Ki needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's purple glow-in-the-dark underwear made of petals or Javanese dandelions scent.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural indie products, because I care about my health and my admirers. For example, this week I have a crush for rutabaga and moringa fruits, both amazing inside a cheeseburger.

Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a little lobster shaped scar on my left calf, which ensued from my troublesome encounter with a maniacal gazelle.

Can you tell me the square root of 5818066530?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to assassinate you.

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Recently I rented an elegant villa in a hidden valley of Liechtenstein. The payment included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy and also a crew of extras impersonating hysterical devotees.

In a letter printed on International Theological Quarterly, prof. Thomas C. Collins observed that your movies are "a perfect archetype of contemporary symbolic probabilism". Anything to add?
Yes, I think that in his essay appeared on Annals of Theoretical Herpetology, dr. Walter Lewis utterly invalidated that bizarre observation.