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Kiki Dee
Kiki Dee born March 6th, 1947 (Pisces)
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Using a false name, Kiki Dee has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Could you authenticate the hearsay about your participation in the shady incident of Sasquatch DNA samples?
There are truths that mankind is not ready to know.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can balance an ax on my teeth for at least 25 minutes.

As everybody knows, the problem of carbon monoxide poisoning in zebras is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Kiki Dee doing anything in this respect?
You betcha! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,300 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of carbon monoxide poisoning in zebras.

What is the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was in an empty dim place. A nasty aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got stoned at a screening of "Seven Pounds" in a seedy drive-in near Reno.

Which is your forthcoming musical experiment?
I'll soon release a cryptic album of trash metal covers of the Doors greatest hits, sung in Maori, Danish and Esperanto. It is so personal and jet of broad beauty.

What’s your worst defect?
I snore like a totaled prehistoric man.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: Monday.

Kiki : past

Q: diva
Kiki : Seattle

Q: power
Kiki : extermination

I don't think you are in the right mood.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Kiki Dee's secret telephone number :
7829275276 347473344 288638413 5182823120 5441529952 7371916441 8342791101 928684223 5926162225 8400578231 4548891636 2378863987 7809053106 442788158 3459369090 6900433941 9854637571 931509803 9978211168 6354449458
My director had patiently lined up my short meeting with Kiki Dee many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Cool as Ice". So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Kiki Dee would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.