If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a ferret. A big, fat, tranquil ferret, well fed and somnolent in a summer breeze.
Kim, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a famous person whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with U.G..
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" searched by the CIA looking for some verboten things somebody may have "accidentally" hidden there. Are we clear now?
I was joking, there is no photo at all...
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I prefer directors who make crystal clear what they want from me, so I can do the reverse.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Kim Businger", who allegedly is a geophysicist from Tucson. That's quite distressing, but not as much worrisome as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to a shocking curse in Polish.
What's the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by the ghost of Voltaire. I kept yelling "I did not paint my cousin's prairie dog".
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