An interview with Kim Basinger
Kim Basinger
Kim Basinger born December 8th, 1953 (Sagittarius)
Kim Basinger's attempt to launch her fragrance line scented with eggplants essence has been an inescapable misstep (pixabay photo)

You were so deep in "Batman". Were you given a lot of latitude to mold your character?
You bet! There was a writers' strike, so I had to write most of my dialogues.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and arms of 1,000 models that will be freed in Clearwater as in a flash mob.

Kim, you are also well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Kim needs what Kim needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's pure polonium or dehydrated lemonade.

Should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of ananas grower, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Twilight" by Stephanie Bayern.

You surely mean, by Stephenie Meyer?
I doubt it, but we can agree to disagree.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say another word. Let's start with :
Q: Sunday.

Kim : past

Q: youth
Kim : peace

Q: war
Kim : vermin

I feel you are not in the mood.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kim Basinger's home telephone number :
8982598909 7982696242 2888022649 4822649838 8576171094 3074914258 2656697012 6749296803 4258622961 4274834240 9115441953 7140159223 9284695892 5460230915 9957754425 3826117602 5559987520 8040806593 4571639319 5654023724
I dawdled forever for a chance to have a hurried interview with Kim Basinger. The resulting transcription was great, like it was written by Beatrix Potter under the effects of unhealthy substances. Hence, it was highly unfortunate that my koala destroyed my only copy! After I slept over it, I tried to summon up those stunning words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a completely accurate account of our interview, and thus I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever took place...
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