Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Take a shower to forget the stench of flop you exude.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Absolutely! The working title is "Frank, Cheryl and the zebra". There are a man and a woman, which live in Dallas, but they never met. Frank is an advertising specialist while Cheryl is a medium. When Frank's pet zebra Mariro contracts acne they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to rise hell to cure Mariro and save the world again.
Kim, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a messy issue. Anyway, my fans will undoubtedly appreciate my intention to purchase a nuclear submarine for the possible emergencies.
Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Jawohl! Here it is my sure quick fix for warts. Mix two parts of champagne, one part of energy drink and some balsamic vinegar in the skull of a cat, then apply this mixture on your feet and your arms.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and quite bizarre remembrance. A man is alone on a straight, long road in the middle of nowhere, cornfields in every direction. Without warning, a crop-spraying plane begins swooping down, flying almost at ground level and the passenger fires a machine-gun to the man. Since there is no place to hide, he runs in the endless cornfield.
Well, I believe that is a scene from the movie "North by Northwest".
Kapow! To be honest, yesterday night I dozed in front of the TV set.
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Yep! I'm a little rude, quite tireless, tenacious and tolerant. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
What do you eat between meals?
Fruit pies with guacamole, a bread roll, three pasta noodles, and a few drops of fruit drink.
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