An interview with Kim Wilde
Kim Wilde
Kim Wilde born November 18th, 1960 (Scorpio)
A travel companion, a forgotten friend or a random passerby? Well, we have not the slightest idea, but we pixellated the photo to intensify suspense! (pixabay photo)

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Platinum Cat Trophy" issued by the city of Indianapolis for "impressive but redundant musical accomplishment" at the early age of 7.

Which super power do you have?
This is a scoop! I spit darts of ice. Maybe this is not so uncommon in stunning people with Apache ancestry.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
I reckon not! I'm friendly, attentive, yielding and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artists.

Kim, should you give up singing, which occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of sewer inspector, since I already have some experience in that field.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order restrains me from expressing my opinion.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on legs and arms of 1,000 fans that will be released in Charleston.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is quite a waste of energy, since there are friends and bars willing to provide my daily RDA of carbs and fats. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my relatives, I like to invent salads. My masterpiece is a mix of spam and lima beans, which I believe can be suited for both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
That's right! You take the spam and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix spam and lima beans with some black vinegar and voilĂ , you are done!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kim Wilde's home telephone number :
5151959160 606351712 9175690910 7932935638 5778475402 5369091792 6970922042 856643588 471108061 9202463464 5317168570 2738701005 5434494540 3877596943 5673481088 6412681533 6821161479 213045762 2281594481 9105437818
Let's face it, celebrities are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Kim Wilde totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer we supplied with all the available info about Kim.
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