I'm here tonight with a special guest, Kirsten Dunst, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Kirsten, and welcome to Crunch Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, also because your building is next to a frankfurter place I dig a lot.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, spiders will rule the earth without the need for secrecy.
Do you know Bill C. Campbell (a former gardener, now a paediatrician) from Portland?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been married to him for 2 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about the strange suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a quick conclusion.
What is your take of the next Oscar dispute?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.
Kirsten, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Don't let the color of your skin deter you from anything. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! But just one time. It was an extremely unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Von Clausewitz manifested and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Mark Twain's cousin.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
Definitely! I'm cheerful, somehow lazy, headstrong and tolerant. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I attend.
And since when did you feel a need to inform people about laryngitis?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.
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