Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is
Do you have any superpower?
I spit lava, but only on new moon nights. This was quite a nuisance during work hours.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs. It will be tattoed on legs and backs of 800 volunteers that will be set free in Indianapolis as in a flash mob.
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I made a poll a couple of months ago. Probably, I'm a two in Boston, but an eight in Mongolia.
Kirsty, what’s your biggest defect?
Most people believe that I've not bad habits, but sometimes I drink juice directly from the bottle when no one is looking.
Kirsty, do you have something to say to young people?
Oh yeah! Don't let the color of your skin have you unfit within. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Vulgaria flag. It is white and green with a little purple cat in a corner. Vulgaria is an amazing but desperate country. They are so penniless their currency is printed on Post-it notes.
Who are your heroes?
Martin Luther, Keyser Soze, and myself.
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