Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can solve the Rubik's cube while I run backwards.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there have been some issues with my agent, the simplest solution is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Kirsty MecColl".
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an armadillo. A big, fat, poised armadillo, sated and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "The Shaggy Dog", a classic whose relevance has not been fully recognized by critics.
Kirsty, you appear to be always so joyful and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each person has two sides. For example, when I meet another singer, my vision fades out and my heart darkens. And then, without warning, I feel the need to obliterate her mocking smile. That is my amiable side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my will, I periodically sleep on a cot made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.
How do you invest the money you make?
He said it is a secret, but I invested quite a bunch of money in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial genius named Charles Panzi, a mastermind of high-yield investment programs. I'll let you know his number, but he has been incommunicado in the last month.
Do you do your own shopping?
Never happen! I hire a group of shopping specialists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, I ever have a bunch of stand-in, one for each body part.
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