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Kirsty MacColl
Kirsty MacColl born October 10th, 1959 (Libra)
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Like many Libra people, Kirsty MacColl is subject to develop a bacon addiction (pixabay photo)

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can solve the Rubik's cube while I run backwards.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there have been some issues with my agent, the simplest solution is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Kirsty MecColl".

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an armadillo. A big, fat, poised armadillo, sated and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "The Shaggy Dog", a classic whose relevance has not been fully recognized by critics.

Kirsty, you appear to be always so joyful and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each person has two sides. For example, when I meet another singer, my vision fades out and my heart darkens. And then, without warning, I feel the need to obliterate her mocking smile. That is my amiable side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my will, I periodically sleep on a cot made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

How do you invest the money you make?
He said it is a secret, but I invested quite a bunch of money in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial genius named Charles Panzi, a mastermind of high-yield investment programs. I'll let you know his number, but he has been incommunicado in the last month.

Do you do your own shopping?
Never happen! I hire a group of shopping specialists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, I ever have a bunch of stand-in, one for each body part.

Kirsty MacColl refused to divulge her secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
4761997071 656224609 6673230439 775392587 7146306373 741344121 5044358636 649572025 5565792194 5404510185 2019707719 2740676975 4822178334 2662320691 9946697475 5163044499 2242115749 338451121 278709638 2038473757
Let's face it, celebrities are busy people. It's difficult for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Kirsty MacColl totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained thanks to a reliable telepath from Tucson.
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