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Kirsty MacColl
Kirsty MacColl born October 10th, 1959 (Libra)
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In a brief moment of stupor, Kirsty MacColl has signed a protest against solar eclipses (source)

When your are not on tour, which is your favored hobby?
I think that collecting old TV antennas rests my mind.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.

I'm eager to try that eau de toilette.
You are out of luck, it will be legal only in Gondor and Ecuador.

Kirsty, you have been seen in an embarassing setting with a star whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to release. Do you have any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with I.V..

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is totally all right in your life and then without a motive your house and your partner blow up. Is it all clear now?

Now that I look at it better, this is actually a photo of my pet squirrel with a wig...
Is there something you would like to do right now?

You bet. Meditate on shoes and ships and sealing-wax, cabbages and kings.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kirsty MacColl's secret telephone number :
340931685 4635268529 8621481711 5221632488 235377911 2283109081 8233347778 824620031 694312742 7310884209 3461439854 756693091 5533405765 550374462 5593928588 9518979566 394406126 511305322 8697668299 701381856
To be frank, my chief had lined up my hurried talk with Kirsty MacColl weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had better things to do, like collecting toothbrushes or learning Polish. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Kirsty MacColl would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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