I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the abridged recap of the book "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", and I found it quite acceptable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Stieg Larsson - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Who are your heroes?
Thomas Jefferson, Tarzan, and myself.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too busy doing paramount things for all the people and I can't waste time on such trivialities. I retain a bunch of economists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of pro buyers around the world. For the garnments, I ever have a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Kirsty, do you like anteaters?
Why you do not like anteaters?
They stink! And one anteater bite my grandpa's private bits. That was one of the reasons I become a singer, so I may reconsider my position on anteaters.
Kirsty, do you have any superpower?
I can transform in a red sheep, except on full moon nights. I think this is quite uncommon in stunning people with Apache forefathers.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a violet gerbil on my shoulder. It implements a tracker, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly undressed.
Which is your favorite snack?
Pineapples with pickles, a strawberry, four sponge cakes, and some energy drink.
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