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An interview with Kirsty MacColl
Kirsty MacColl
Kirsty MacColl born October 10th, 1959 (Libra)
As it happens to many Libra people, Kirsty MacColl is subject to buttons collecting addiction (source)

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the abridged recap of the book "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", and I found it quite acceptable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Stieg Larsson - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.

Who are your heroes?
Thomas Jefferson, Tarzan, and myself.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too busy doing paramount things for all the people and I can't waste time on such trivialities. I retain a bunch of economists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of pro buyers around the world. For the garnments, I ever have a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Kirsty, do you like anteaters?
Not hardly!

Why you do not like anteaters?
They stink! And one anteater bite my grandpa's private bits. That was one of the reasons I become a singer, so I may reconsider my position on anteaters.

Kirsty, do you have any superpower?
I can transform in a red sheep, except on full moon nights. I think this is quite uncommon in stunning people with Apache forefathers.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a violet gerbil on my shoulder. It implements a tracker, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly undressed.

Which is your favorite snack?
Pineapples with pickles, a strawberry, four sponge cakes, and some energy drink.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Kirsty MacColl's secret telephone number :
5065710892 3101345116 521634709 7253452846 932661941 2870926604 4434923396 5954659593 3035314373 6644926070 4261732860 7113302400 2676922428 2620639889 6793027403 2454264095 7761539685 6804928884 9688729087 3439333609
To be frank, my supervisor had scheduled my talk with Kirsty MacColl many days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Howard the Duck". So, the interview above is mainly based on what Kirsty MacColl would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.