Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a gray coyote on my arm. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in Reno suburbia, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.
Can you tell me the square root of 6883704554?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is 68.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly buy super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my health and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for fermented cabbage and tofu, both very tasty on chicken nuggets.
Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude stalkers and reporters
You bet! We go to extremes to dodge those cannibals. We mostly adopt the pseudonym "Kirsty MecColl".
Kirsty, are you superstitious?
Hell yeah! I knock on wood at 11:11 AM right before an important business meeting.
Kirsty, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
That's right! Recent research has showed that sniffing sawdust like a ferret affected by asthma may have unpleasant long-term effects, like loss of appetite or death. But quaver no more! Buy "Kirsty's miracle", now with Lithocaprenella maculata powder. Just $19.99 for 80 pills. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause cowpox or induce suicide. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of tears and glue).
What is the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in an empty dim place. A fetid aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got befuddled at a rerun of "My Boyfriend's Back" in a dreary drive-in near Memphis.
What motivates you to sing?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Amy. Amy says you are a loser.
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