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An interview with Kirsty MacColl
Kirsty MacColl
Kirsty MacColl born October 10th, 1959 (Libra)
After her fans insistence, Kirsty MacColl will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,300/night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of dengue in hamsters (source)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a gray coyote on my arm. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in Reno suburbia, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.

Can you tell me the square root of 6883704554?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is 68.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly buy super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my health and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for fermented cabbage and tofu, both very tasty on chicken nuggets.

Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude stalkers and reporters
You bet! We go to extremes to dodge those cannibals. We mostly adopt the pseudonym "Kirsty MecColl".

Kirsty, are you superstitious?
Hell yeah! I knock on wood at 11:11 AM right before an important business meeting.

Kirsty, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
That's right! Recent research has showed that sniffing sawdust like a ferret affected by asthma may have unpleasant long-term effects, like loss of appetite or death. But quaver no more! Buy "Kirsty's miracle", now with Lithocaprenella maculata powder. Just $19.99 for 80 pills. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It often may cause cowpox or induce suicide. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of tears and glue).

What is the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in an empty dim place. A fetid aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got befuddled at a rerun of "My Boyfriend's Back" in a dreary drive-in near Memphis.

What motivates you to sing?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Amy. Amy says you are a loser.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Kirsty MacColl's secret telephone number :
283645726 509367098 9834801618 419721512 4490558417 3627080244 463777811 3456451498 2705547151 719980670 2817245942 6455883002 5442774708 2629274201 8958917616 8897333555 3043046140 8436608155 2054449694 4889321553
Clearly, celebrities are very busy people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Kirsty MacColl peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a mentalist from Sacramento.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.