Are you aware of the rumors about you and the gnu appearing in your last movie?
Frick! It wasn't my fault, and whatever buzz you heard about it has been exaggerated by the tabloids.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Tut-tut! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "Perfect Stranger" or "The Shaggy Dog".
Kit, have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for flying my dirigible.
Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Friedrich Nietzsche. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 20 seconds.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Why not! Here it is my fantastic remedy. In case of drunkness mix one part of white wine, two parts of ground coffee and some salt and pepper. Gargle with the resulting brew every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.
Can you tell me the square root of 152783233?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.
You are always fit as a flea. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meatloaf.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and legs of 800 volunteers that will be released in Chandler as in a flash mob.
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