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Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell born July 18th, 1980 (Cancer)
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Kristen Bell is always looking for alternative ways to stay in contact with her devotees. (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
Nein! But I like to improvise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of spam and quinoa, which I presume can be suited for both vegs and normal people.

Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the spam and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.

Sandwiches?
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix spam and quinoa with some black vinegar and voilà, you are done!

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very grim, since in these injured times there are places where it is impossible to find even a just so-so frankfurter.

Which is your trick to achieve perpetual youth?
As you may have suspected, it is a soaking into fresh tomato sauce once a month.

How do you invest the money you made?
Well, I invested all my money in a bullet-proof scheme devised by a financial guru named Charlie Panzi, an expert of hedge futures trading (whatever it means). I'll let you know his number, but he did not return my calls in the last weeks.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Sacre bleu! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, probabably it is "Town & Country" or "Ultraviolet".

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Take a nap in the sun.

There is no possibility any of these is Kristen Bell's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my director had patiently planned my interview with Kristen Bell many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like cultivating poison ivy or visiting Canada. So, the interview above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had following a large dinner of beans and raw onions.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.