Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only archaeologists you can name?
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too busy doing very crucial things for all the people and I can't waste time on such technicalities. Usually, I have a bunch of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and texting it to a crew of pro buyers distributed around the planet. For the garbs, I ever employ a bunch of surrogates, one for each body part.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can tell you that I have my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Blepharopsis amara, an elusive black poppy that only grows in Tibet.
Kristen, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented a gorgeous manor in a secluded valley of Kyrgyzstan. The contract included a moat surrounding the manor to ensure my privacy but also a flock of local extras pretending to be hysterical supporters to let me feel loved.
If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made?
Say, when shell necklaces will be successful again I will be richer.
Do you use an alias when you arrange for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck journalists and supporters
But of course! We do whatever is necessary to elude those troublemakers. I mostly adopt the alias "Kristen Bull".
Kristen, which is your technique for eternal beauty?
As you may have suspected, it is a dousing with fresh jello once a week.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
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