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A conversation with Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart born April 9th, 1990 (Aries)
And now, since the planets alignment is just right, a nice photo of a crab (pixabay photo)

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Twilight"?
Crud! They do not assemble a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of good motives for that...

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural alternative products, because I do pay attention to my health and my admirers. For example, this week I have a fascination for goat yogurt and fermented cabbage, which I found awesome inside a double cheeseburger.

You were right on the target in "Twilight". Were you given plenty of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! The director was like clay in my hands.

In a letter printed on Transactions on Structural Philosophy, prof. Patrick Hughes described your movies as "a perfect embodiment of modernistic symbolic contextualism". Any comment?
In his interesting paper appeared on Asian Journal of Alternate Anthropology, dr. Andrew D. Carter totally rebutted that illogical theory.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a very tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Samuel Johnson appeared and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a Lao-Tzu's homonym.

What do you think about the current USA president?
I'm somehow concerned, since I heard rumors that Trump wants an app to hack the Instagrab website when he feels it has too much fun.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally, but if you are burned then your ashes can freckle a place you hate.

What’s your worst habit?
I believe my worst defect is short attention span. Naturally, I'm too good to be selfish, but usually I simply ignore what people say and I absolutely have to buy that house.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kristen Stewart's private telephone number :
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I patiently queued up for several years for an occasion to have a short exchange with Kristen Stewart. The resulting article was wonderful, like "The Hobbit" rewritten by the Lone Ranger. So, it was disastrous that another inmate shredded my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I tried to recapture those awe-inspiring words. Actually, to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a totally precise chronicle of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm starting to wonder if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.