A conversation with Kristen Wiig
Kristen Wiig
Kristen Wiig born August 22nd, 1973 (Leo)
Kristen Wiig is currently composing a guide to choosing dental floss, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Kristen, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I leased a fashionable villa in a secluded valley of Lithuania. The contract included a moat around the villa to ensure my privacy and also a crew of extras portraying hysterical fans.

Do you know Ruth Robinson (a former variety artist, now a vehicle painter) from Mesquite?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was a public embarrassment about the curious suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.

What do you eat between meals?
Crackers with black vinegar, a kale leaf, three peaches, and a bit of vermouth.

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the dark corners of Internet when I'm supposed to work. Well, probably you are going to judge me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Kristen, you are also well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Kristen needs what Kristen needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's one of Francis Lawrence's movies or pure actinium.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm very attached to "The Hunger Games" by Suzanne Lollins.

You mean, by Suzanne Collins?
Maybe you are confusing the book with the movie, but I've heard it both ways.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Kristen Woig", who allegedly is a former poultry farmer from Atlanta. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a terrible insult in Chinese.

There is no possibility any of these is Kristen Wiig's home telephone number :
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