An interview with Kristen Wiig
Kristen Wiig
Kristen Wiig born August 22nd, 1973 (Leo)
Using a false name, Kristen Wiig has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Kristen Wiig, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Kristen, and welcome to Crunch Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because it counts as community service.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Wake up from this daydream.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
Occasionally you have directors who are humble persons like me, but a lot of the times they are just a bunch of dunces.

Kristen, what is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow concerned, since I heard that president Trump wants to sponsor a study that proves that flu is an invention of liberals.

Which is your trick to obtain flawless skin?
Only few know it is a dousing with warm yak milk twice a month.

When your are not on the set, which is your favored pastime?
I think that coloring troll dolls' hair is quite relaxing. I prefer to paint them in white and violet.

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made in your career?
I asked myself: "What do people like most?" and the answer is root beer! So I bought 1900000 bottles of root beer which I stashed in my cellar, waiting for the price to go up.

What do you think about the international situation?
Caramba! I think it is currently quite grim, since there are countries where it is impossible to find even a barely adequate cheeseburger.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Kristen Wiig's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I queued up for many years before being able to have a short exchange with Kristen Wiig. The resulting interview was marvelous, like "The Hobbit" rewritten by Gandalf. So, it was highly lamentable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo (maybe on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I attempted to remember those impressive words. To be honest here: I'm not really certain this web page is a completely precise report of what transpired during our talk, and so I'm starting to wonder if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.